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  • egg

    I open my eyes when he kisses me just to remind myself that he’s beautiful. His hair,eyes, gentle, smile, his body, his hands, I shiverwhen he touches me, indelight. in delight. in delightI can shiver in delight because he’s beautiful. He touches me with hands that aren’t yours. I hated…

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  • untitled

    I hate you the least because I still need some semblance of a mother. But I hate you still.

  • Donna and Joe

    Donna and Joe had a nice house with nothing for children. Donna and Joe were friends with Darwin and we played at the cabin at…

  • THIRD ATTEMPT: 1 – 3

    (1) My father’s latest wife collects dogs like tchotchkes. My father must have loved that — more, more, and new. ——— (2) Emily called me…

  • W A T T : 1 – 3

    (1) I tore apart your wedding bouquet At the tender age of 9, when you had sent me to live in the basement after the…

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I’m Kels. I’m an expert in using data science for evil and running my mouth. Don’t you think we all need to get off social media and start writing again?

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