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  • Jagged Edges

    Healing is not linear. I know. I’d be a fool to think it, I’d be young and dumb to think that growth is more or less a one-off. Grace extending ever outward to the world, save for me: I should be whole, my broken path displayed for all the earth…

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  • Bare Minimum Checklist For Parents, 1994

    ( ) Protect your child from harm ( ) Give your child food and water every day( ) Do not ever revoke shelter from an…

  • untitled

    I hate you the least because I still need some semblance of a mother. But I hate you still.

  • Donna and Joe

    Donna and Joe had a nice house with nothing for children. Donna and Joe were friends with Darwin and we played at the cabin at…

  • THIRD ATTEMPT: 1 – 3

    (1) My father’s latest wife collects dogs like tchotchkes. My father must have loved that — more, more, and new. ——— (2) Emily called me…

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I’m Kels. I’m an expert in using data science for evil and running my mouth. Don’t you think we all need to get off social media and start writing again?

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