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  • Something Wrong With The Village

    In a wooden cabin perched over the waters of a Quebec lake this summer, my friend and I lounged on an old couch while she…

  • May You Live In Interesting Times

    May you live in interesting times. I first heard this phrase on an episode of White Collar. “A good mystery makes life interesting,” Neil says.…

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I’m Kels. I’m an expert in using data science for evil and running my mouth. Don’t you think we all need to get off social media and start writing again?

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