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  • egg

    I open my eyes when he kisses me just to remind myself that he’s beautiful. His hair,eyes, gentle, smile, his body, his hands, I shiverwhen he touches me, indelight. in delight. in delightI can shiver in delight because he’s beautiful. He touches me with hands that aren’t yours. I hated…

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  • May You Live In Interesting Times

    May you live in interesting times. I first heard this phrase on an episode of White Collar. “A good mystery makes life interesting,” Neil says.…

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I’m Kels. I’m an expert in using data science for evil and running my mouth. Don’t you think we all need to get off social media and start writing again?

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