Bare Minimum Checklist For Parents, 1994

( ) Protect your child from harm
( ) Give your child food and water every day
( ) Do not ever revoke shelter from an 8 year old
( ) If possible, refrain from punching children in the chest
( ) Do not abandon children on the side of a dirt road because you hate your bitch wife
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